The Great Yoshitoshi

Saturday, May 1, 2010

The End...

So this is supposed to be my last blog post of the semester. 

Really? So soon? We just got started?

I'm saying this drunk at 9:21 on a Saturday night before finals.

Well, little blog of mine, you have taught me much.

We started with my daily rants, threw some creative writing in there, and then, again ended on more rants. Upon reflection, I am a very negative person. I whine alot, I'm sassy, I'm pessimistic.

But it works for me. I guess.

I've spent a lot of time this semester trying to escape these undeniable character traits, only to find them once again, staring back at me, pointing and laughing for thinking I could escape. (Kind of like my God reference in my last post).
How silly. Either way, "I Yam what Yam." 

I am a mess. A sassy, unpleasant mess. With bad jokes.  I'm learning to embrace it. 
My very wise little sister once said that, "Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are."  
I have much to learn from her.

At the beginning of my blogging "journey," I envisioned a much more collected, zen-like me. As usual, I set my standards much higher than I could ever even want to be. 

My blog succeeded in what it is -- a picture of my thoughts, my reflections, what I've learned from myself and being blessed to just be alive. 
And for those things, I am very lucky. Horray me. Horray blogs.

Now, if I can only learn html, I'll be set.

Boy oh Boy oh Boy!

I'm soooooo excited the semester's almost over!

I can almost taste the sweet, sweet freedom.

Followed by the worst ass-raping of a summer I've yet seen. 
Yes, that analogy was rather cheeky and inappropriate. (Ha! Get it? Cheeky?!?!)



I guess by now I should be panicking that after paying today's rent, gas, and electric, I will have less than $20.00 left to pay for my phone bill, food, and credit card payments. 

But I won't panic.
You know why?

Because it's not worth losing my head over. 
Panicking is not pro-active, people!
 I guess I'm learning how to manage stress better. Appreciate the things that matter.
-- Or I just don't give a shit. (Money is pretty much a fictitious idea to me anyway; the Loch Ness Monster or even a Sasquatch seems more realistic in theory to me.)


Some things in life just aren't worth losing your head over. 
I've always had problems with money, so honestly, this should be a breezy walk in the park for me.


Obstacles can either make you or break you, and there will be many of them yet to come; that much is for sure.


For me, they seem to be never-ending. 

I guess that's just the hand I've been dealt. I'm sure there's some reason for it that I'm not seeing at this point in life. Maybe God is just a big dick, pointing and laughing at me and my suffering. 

Maybe there's no reason at all. Maybe I think my life has higher significance than it really does in the bigger picture.

I need a vacation. Wish me luck on my job search.

 

 

 

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Fuck Sundays

Yeah, so I blew off this blog yet again for a whole week. Surprise, surprise.

I really have no excuse for being so lazy and unmotivated.

I DID have very a hectic and trying couple of weeks.

School-wise, mentally, emotionally, wardrobe-ally.

It's been a mess. 

So, to recap this shit-storm that is my life...

First, my washing machine died. Again.
Weeks of wearing unseasonal, cat-hair-y, dirty clothes, and no socks.
Yes, I know, this is disgusting. 
I HAD TO WEAR FUCKING FLIP FLOPS FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
This of course happens while the weather in Tucson has been going through a schizophrenic episode. You know how it goes... shorts weather during the day and by 3p.m. it's windy and frigid. Sunshine and heat in the 80's to black rainstorms.
What. the. fuck.

Then, my cat ran away. Precious studying and research time in lieu of finals was utterly pissed away in my frantic searchings.
I couldn't sleep. I cried. I gave myself heat exhaustion the whole 5 days trudging the streets of Tucson night and day, forgetting to drink enough water.
All the neighbors probably by now refer to me as "The Crazy Whistling Lady Who Thinks Her Cat Is a Dog." Actually, my cat does think she is a dog, and comes only to whistles. Like a dog would.

I harassed countless locals, spent money I didn't have making kitty wanted posters and other odds and ends, and I may or may not have broken into private property and rummaged through garbage cans. 

(During one of my night searches I heard a cat screaming bloody murder. I panicked and was convinced there was a kitty serial killer on our street torturing animals. Turns out it was just a very frustrated female cat in heat.)

This is why I can never have kids.

It's pretty awful waking up every night to sounds of meowing at your front door, and thinking, "Kitty is is finally home again! You jump out of bed only to find the depressing realization that you imagined the whole thing.

Anywho, we found the kitty after five days of this shit. 

Sunday, April 11, 2010

What School Has Taught Me

1. Education is a privilege, not a right.

2. An expensive one at that.

3. Like everything else, universities are a business. First priority is making that money.

4. Going to school will not necessarily make you smarter.
Just look at the prizewinners who get into the UofA for crying out loud.

5. Attending a public university in Arizona is an embarrassing blemish on your resume.

6. College is a great way to get trapped in the debt system. Debt that you'll be paying off for the next 20+ years of your life.
And you already spent roughly 20 years in school, from the time that you are 5 to adulthood.

Unless of course you come from a privileged family who pays for your tuition, board, and weekly hair appointments, and in that case, ignore this whole post as you don't know your ass from your elbow.
Trust me, you don't.

7. Study what you're most interested in out of sheer love and desire for knowledge, not because you think you'll get a high-paying job.
Cuz ya won't.
Unless you're one of those science-y people. In which case, I envy your superior intellect and career choices.

8. Getting a degree is not job training per se.
Getting a degree is a thankless task to test your perseverance and skills at dealing with your professors' countless pesky assignments and following through.

9. Surviving college does build character and improve your work ethic.

10. I absolutely believe that knowledge is power, and as such, everyone should have an education.
Even if it's just for that magical slip of paper.

Senioritis Rears Its Ugly, Procrastinating Head Again

The longer I'm in school, the harder it is to care.


I know what you're all thinking.

"Blah blah blah, education is important, blah blah blah having a degree will open opportunities,"
"You need an education to get a good job!" blah blah blah. 
Blah. Poop.
Yeah. I used to agree with all that.

Not only will I not have a job when I graduate, but I won't be getting those sweet, sweet grants anymore.

And loans will be due! Oh Merciful God!

I have to admit, it's been stressing me out. Just a bit. 

All these years of education with no real prospects in sight begs the question: WHY?

What am I going to do for a career? 

How the hell am I going to make money?

I know I got myself into this mess with my lofty goals of saving the world with a liberal arts degree. 

Now I just want to sell out. Sell my soul to the devil, Christ I just want to work a shitty 9-5er now.

I'd even settle for what we all in college fear: Working in a boring, office cubicle/prison. 
For a soul-less, god-less, evil corporation. 
 
I don't care. Idealism be damned, I just want a little bit of stability at this point in my life. 

Oh yeah, back to my original point: Senioritis.

It's true, boys and girls. Senioritis is real. And it WILL happen to you.

It's truly amazing. 
My aversion to all things scholastic has rapidly turned into complete and utter denial.
 
Denial of finals. Denial of the four giant goddamned papers I have to write in three weeks.
Three weeks is plenty of time, right?

Right?






 




Sunday, April 4, 2010

Never Enough Time!

I never take summer classes, don't believe in them, personally. Sure, it has pushed my graduation date back quite a bit, but dammit I have to work. I support myself, pay all my own bills (there are a lot of them), and I put myself through school -- with the help of loans and grants, of course. So, when I run out of loan money in May, I really have to haul ass in the summertime to get my finances in order to stay afloat. And by stay afloat, I mean, being able to eat and not being homeless. And summer is when I get to enjoy the things I don't have time for when school is in session (= maintaining some sanity). 

Major Goals and To-Do's for this summer:

  • Make new, super-fancy, resume. Circulate.
  • Find a new job. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Critical. I will have no hours at my place of employment and no money in less than a month. 
  • Trying not to freak out over not having hours or money.
  • Quit smoking cigarettes. Again. ...For the fourth time? Yeah, I think this will be my fourth attempt. Last time I made it to nearly two years of quitting. Funny how easy that is.
  • Get fucking ripped, again. Okay, so ripped is an exaggeration. When I'm not in school, I actually eat well, don't smoke, and work out nearly every day. It's not a weight thing at all, and I clearly don't care that much about my health. I just HATE being weak. Weak and soft. I feel nauseated just typing "soft."  Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Warriors aren't fucking soft.
  • Settle on an internship. Note my use of the word "settle." 
  • Hang out with Gina!! YAY!!!!! Oh yeah, she's coming to visit from China in June, forgot to mention that.

I Don't Care for Titles -- Ask My Professors.

Yeah, not really feeling this whole blog thing right now. But it is 11:05pm on a Sunday. Gotta get down to business. My week could be summarized as lazy and underperforming, and in that same spirit, I'm going to make a super-lazy, lame post.

School sucked especially hard, although I can't remember now that I think back what I actually did that pissed me off so much.
Oh yeah, the Pima County Planning and Zoning meeting. That's what pissed me off.

The worst waste of my life ever.

No joke, it was that bad. In fact, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

AFTER the meeting, however, I acted out in rare form. Went to score a free meal at my place of work, and decided it would be a great time to have a giant mug of beer to reward myself for all the pain and suffering I had endured all morning. I made this decision at 11:10 in the morning on Wednesday, mind you. I had an hour to kill. After finishing the 32oz mug of Monkeyshine, realized I had actually TWO hours to kill. So then I had a bloody mary. And that was it.
Okay, fine, so I had a shot, too.

I was having a bad day.

After two hours and three drinks I was drunk. Not stumbling, squinty-eyed, or slurring drunk. Pretty giggly though. Went to my second class drunk. It was awesome, but not quite as fun as it was when I was 19. Which was the last time I pulled the getting-drunk-before-class stunt, for your information.
My professor asked me to stay after class, I thought at the time maybe he wanted to ask me if I had a drinking problem. Turns out instead that he just wanted to kiss my friggin ass. I've never really had a professor compliment my writing (that I put zero effort into) like this before. Very odd turn of events, especially when cracking a day-time buzz.