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Sunday, April 25, 2010
Fuck Sundays
Yeah, so I blew off this blog yet again for a whole week. Surprise, surprise.
I really have no excuse for being so lazy and unmotivated.
I DID have very a hectic and trying couple of weeks.
School-wise, mentally, emotionally, wardrobe-ally.
It's been a mess.
So, to recap this shit-storm that is my life...
First, my washing machine died. Again.
Weeks of wearing unseasonal, cat-hair-y, dirty clothes, and no socks.
Yes, I know, this is disgusting.
I HAD TO WEAR FUCKING FLIP FLOPS FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS.
This of course happens while the weather in Tucson has been going through a schizophrenic episode. You know how it goes... shorts weather during the day and by 3p.m. it's windy and frigid. Sunshine and heat in the 80's to black rainstorms.
What. the. fuck.
Then, my cat ran away. Precious studying and research time in lieu of finals was utterly pissed away in my frantic searchings.
I couldn't sleep. I cried. I gave myself heat exhaustion the whole 5 days trudging the streets of Tucson night and day, forgetting to drink enough water.
All the neighbors probably by now refer to me as "The Crazy Whistling Lady Who Thinks Her Cat Is a Dog." Actually, my cat does think she is a dog, and comes only to whistles. Like a dog would.
I harassed countless locals, spent money I didn't have making kitty wanted posters and other odds and ends, and I may or may not have broken into private property and rummaged through garbage cans.
(During one of my night searches I heard a cat screaming bloody murder. I panicked and was convinced there was a kitty serial killer on our street torturing animals. Turns out it was just a very frustrated female cat in heat.)
This is why I can never have kids.
It's pretty awful waking up every night to sounds of meowing at your front door, and thinking, "Kitty is is finally home again! You jump out of bed only to find the depressing realization that you imagined the whole thing.
Anywho, we found the kitty after five days of this shit.
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Yah! You found the kitty. I am so glad to hear this. I was worried . . .
It always seems that at the end of the semester everything goes wrong.
seriously! every semester without fail!
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